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Why Tumblr is a terrible platform, and observations on platform killers

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Here. In short, because it’s inconsistent and full of unnecessary kludges, it refuses to add basic functionality, and it provides far too much control over theming, not to mention the reblog fraud problem. For theming, I get that Facebook-style forced conformity is perhaps too far to the other side of that spectrum, especially for a site like Tumblr aimed at the “creatives” (read: mediocre photographers and pretentious 15-year-olds), but when I can set up a Goatse redirect (if you don’t know what Goatse is, you don’t want to, so don’t click that) on it without using any exploits, it provides too much control. Tumblr reminds me of Myspace: it’s doing something that hasn’t been done on a large scale, but it’s doing it badly, and it’s obvious that it’s going to die once someone manages to kill it. Which I hope they will soon.

Note that Tumblr won’t be killed by something designed as a Tumblr killer: Google+ was designed as a Facebook (and maybe LinkedIn or something, I don’t know) killer, and so far, it’s been a resounding failure. And if Google+ isn’t enough of an example, remember Orkut, although Orkut managed to have some success in some areas, by picking up demographics that weren’t already sold on one dominant social networking system. To kill a platform, you can’t set out to kill it: you have to provide something different enough to persuade users to switch, and for social platforms — that is, platforms where the users themselves are part of the product — you have to persuade a critical mass of them to switch. Nobody’s going to use a Tumblr clone that nobody else uses.

As a side note, I’m noticing WordPress having the same text-style problem Tumblr does, albeit only sporadically. I already knew WordPress was trying to become Tumblr with that ridiculous, un-bloglike “reblog” button, but if it’s also imitating its bugs… come to think of it, I did get more hits when I was on Posterous. (Except there’s really no other blog platform with actual features that I know of. Posterous is too fruity and “user-friendly” for my taste; as far as I know, you can’t even see who’s linking you! Oh well, the biggest market is the lazy and the clueless, and we get what the market demands.)

(Finally, some administrivia: that whole updates-Mondays thing didn’t work out. My life is far too unstable for that right now. I might pick it back up once I’m back in college, but for now, posts will be whenever.)

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Written by nydwracu

June 9, 2012 at 05:30

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  1. What I really hate about Tumblr is that its users are disproportionately left-wing psychos. I’m not talking about being merely liberal, that I can tolerate; it’s the psycho part that makes surfing non-porn blogs there impossible. Every time a Tumblelogger encounters an opinion they don’t agree with, this is their reaction:

    “OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE THE SHIT I’M SEEING THIS MAKES ME WANT TO CRY I HOPE THIS PERSON DIES TOMORROW”

    Even if it’s just mindless emoting, I struggle to understand how people who talk like this can function on a day-to-day basis without slitting their wrists.

    As for WordPress, self-hosting is the only way to go. I briefly had my blog at WordPress.com but switched when I realized I had to pay to customize my CSS. What’s the point? Might as well shell out the full $100 and get total control.

    Matt Forney

    June 9, 2012 at 19:55

    • Even if it’s just mindless emoting, I struggle to understand how people who talk like this can function on a day-to-day basis without slitting their wrists.

      As far as I can tell, they just don’t.

      I would self-host, but for me, that’d mean getting space at NFS or something and finding an open-source platform to use. I’m too cheap to pay for WordPress.

      nydwracu

      June 10, 2012 at 04:17

    • “OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE THE SHIT I’M SEEING THIS MAKES ME WANT TO CRY I HOPE THIS PERSON DIES TOMORROW”

      There are a fair number of paleo/traditionalist/nationalist/hard-right blogs on Tumblr, and it’s a very predictable pattern for one of the leftists to stumble on one of these blogs, send an indignant message, receive a mocking response, and then act as if they’ve been “bullied” because they were treated in kind. (Although to be fair, some just go away.) E.g. here, here and here (trigger warning: fuckery).

      There’s an amaaaaazing site, which started on Tumblr, called microaggressions. Do check it out if you have a moment.

      White Innovations

      June 11, 2012 at 04:24

    • “I struggle to understand how people who talk like this can function on a day-to-day basis without slitting their wrists.”

      So do they!

      Mitchell Porter

      March 14, 2013 at 03:13

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